Sunday, November 16, 2014

Riley's in Doggy Jail...

Picture the following:  A husband and wife come home from a celebratory dinner, feeling happy and bloated from too much food.  "Don't forget to let the dog out!" the wife calls as she hangs up her coat.  (She says it nicely and not at all in a nagging way.  Just so you know.)

"Okay!" the husband yells back cheerfully.  But the wife notices that he heads into the bathroom first, then lingers in front of the mirror, then wanders into the laundry room.  "Honey?  Dog," she reminds him helpfully as she empties the dishwasher.  (See?  Still not nagging.)

The wife watches her husband dab some Tide To Go on a small barbecue sauce stain on his shirt, not at all in a rush, then heads to the bedroom to let the dog out herself.  "I got it!  I got it!" her husband shouts, rushing past her to open the dog's kennel.

As he reaches for the dog's leash, the dog jumps up onto the middle of the bed.  "C'mon, now," the husband says, laughing, and he heads toward the dog.  As if on cue, the dog casually lifts his leg...

...AND PIDDLES.  ALL OVER THE HUSBAND AND WIFE'S ADORABLE SCOTTIE-DOG PRINT FLANNEL SHEETS FROM TARGET.  LOOKS STRAIGHT INTO THE HUSBAND'S EYES AND PEES.

Who was this naughty dog, you ask?


Need I say more?

(You may also ask why the wife didn't just take out the damn dog herself.  Well, this is because the wife makes her living letting dogs in and out, out and in, and sometimes she gets tired of doing it all over again when she gets home. :)  The wife also never nags her husband.  Never ever!)




18 comments:

  1. That was not a good thing to do. My naughty sister shreds thing. Mom says she may prefer that over peeing.

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    1. We'd prefer that too, Emma! Much easier to clean up :)

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  2. Oh dear, blame Dad, that's what I do all the time !
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  3. Oh boy! Humans just don't understand, when we gotta go we GOTTA GO! BOL! Oooops!! Need us to break you out?!!!

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  4. BOL! Well, at least it can be washed ;)

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    1. Right?! God bless whoever invented the washing machine. Us dog-owners would be nothing without it ;)

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  5. We think daddy is naughtier
    Lily & Edward

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    1. Ha! Repentant? Not a chance. That dog was positively smug :D

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  7. Riley had a moment! Sorry to laugh but your story was too cute!

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    1. It's always funny in retrospect :) Glad I could make you laugh!

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  8. Naughty puppy! My little dog has done that, but not while I was watching.

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  9. I'm guessing that was Riley's way of saying, "Stop talking and start doing." ;-)

    Wags (and purrs) from Life with Dogs and Cats.

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  10. BOL!! Wells, your Moms DID tell your Pops to let you out.....SO not your fault! Oh, and the little smile while you wizzed was priceless!! Oh, you didn't smile? Maybe that part was all in my head...BOL
    I thinks your Pops should be in jail instead of you...just sayin'....☺
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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    1. Ha! On that, we agree completely, Ruby...too bad we don't have a cage big enough for him :D And in his own little doggy way, I'm sure that Riley had the biggest smug smile! He's a little stinker :)

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